9. The cooler once used to transport beer to the beach is now filled with Dora the Explorer popsicles.
8. Applying sunblock to another person: Used to be sexy, now there’s just a lot of complaining.
7. The whimsical jingle of Mister Softee means you’re pretty much out seven bucks.
6. Tanning still not considered a socially acceptable pastime for the under-12 set.
5. Flights to distant locales seem a lot less exotic when you’re changing diapers on them.
4. 60-75% chance someone is taking a bottle rocket to the face.
3. Camp is expensive, but so is having a nervous breakdown, and you have to choose one.
2. Amusement park log flume rides just haven’t been the same since childbirth.
1. Kids: The reason the tankini exists.
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