Workplace FUN!

HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY IN THE WORKPLACE

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.

Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha."

Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as much since you did this.

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9 Reasons Kids Ruined Summer as You Once Knew it! haha.

9. The cooler once used to transport beer to the beach is now filled with Dora the Explorer popsicles.

8. Applying sunblock to another person: Used to be sexy, now there’s just a lot of complaining.
7. The whimsical jingle of Mister Softee means you’re pretty much out seven bucks.
6. Tanning still not considered a socially acceptable pastime for the under-12 set.
5. Flights to distant locales seem a lot less exotic when you’re changing diapers on them.
4. 60-75% chance someone is taking a bottle rocket to the face.
3. Camp is expensive, but so is having a nervous breakdown, and you have to choose one.
2. Amusement park log flume rides just haven’t been the same since childbirth.
1. Kids: The reason the tankini exists.

Check out all of the Top 9 lists at one of my fav' sites ... nickmom.com!

Dating Tips (From the 1930's) - Wow!

Katy Perry - Wide Awake!

JUST released.... Check it out!

  TWELVE THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 5:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is always refreshing.

2. If it's really a "rush job," run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That greatly aids my efficiency.

3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.

4. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books or supplies, don't open the door for me.  5. If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is the priority. Let me guess.

6. Do your best to keep me late. I like the office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do.

7. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. Leaks like that could get me a promotion.

8. If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations.

9. If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. If fact, save them until the job is almost done.

10. Never introduce me to the people you're with. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.

11. Be nice to me only when the job I'm doing for you could really change your life.

12. Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it's nice to know someone is less fortunate.

Katy Perry - Wide Awake VIDEO!

This video looks like it will be GREAT! Check out the teaser to get you through until the release on June 19th!

(Another) Great Proposal!

Peace & Quiet? Uh-Oh.

The Top 9 Movies for You & Your Kids!

Summer is here, and so are the big summer movies!

So what are the top 9 movies that your kids will drag you to see? According to nickmom.com ... Here they are!

(Just make sure you don't take them to TED ... I can assure you that you don't want your kid seeing 'that teddy bear movie')

9. The one with the superheroes.

8. The one with the puppets.

7. The one with the cartoon animals that’s just like the one before it, and the one before that. I think this is 3?

6. The one that costs like $12. OH WAIT THAT’S ALL OF THEM.

5. The 3D one that makes you want to vomit.

4. The IMAX one that makes you want to vomit.

3. The one they trick you into taking them to by not telling you about the violence/sex/incessant cursing.

2 The one with Matt Damon where you pretend you didn’t know it would be inappropriate for kids.

1. The 3D IMAX one with the cartoon superhero animals, none of which are Matt Damon for some reason.

The Work / Life Balance ... Do You Have It?

Do you work until the minute you need to go to bed?

Not getting the exercise that you should, because you're spending too much time on your laptop at home?

The ol' Work-Life balance is TOUGH! Our jobs keep getting busier, life keeps getting more hectic, and we still need to get everything accomplished!

SO, how do you find that balance?

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